michaonthemoon:

yaoibutts:

I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”

like what stupid frenchman saw this:

and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE POMME DE TERRE!”

j’adore comment ananas se dit pineapple en anglais, ce qui veut littéralement dire “pomme de pin”, genre quel type anglais a vu ça:

et s’est dit : “ow cette étrange big fruit ressemble à une, how do you say, POMME! hmmm… mais plutôt une pomme qui pousse dans les pins… HU HU HU! OH YES, IT’S A PINEAPPLE!”

(z’avez vu, on peut le faire aussi… hon hon hon!)

ive never had dennys

internetexplorers:

if a boy calls you “Hot” he’s looking at your body me

if he calls you “Pretty” he’s looking at your face me

if he says “You’re beautiful” he’s looking at your soul me

knowyournewmeme:

know your new meme:

did you know that not all boats are made out of metal? some are made out of wifi and even blood

sym69lofthesignless:

pokemon-personalities:

i had this weird dream that a new gameplay trailer for x and y was released and it was literally 20 minutes of them doing cool tricks on rollerblades

Pokémon XTREME AND YEEHAW

expertcosmotips:

bazinga shirts exist so you know who not to date

bugkiss:

this eric dunn guy posts some real stuff

dannerzz:

ehhhhh

thewindinmyheart:

as it turns out old white men from the 1700s were apparently not the best people and totally morally unsoiled, who would have fucking thought

thecharles:

wocowoco:

princekilljoy:

the-animation-alchemist:

• white people are not the bad guys
• Christian people are not the bad guys
• Republicans are not the bad guys
• straight people are not the bad guys
• cisgender people are not the bad guys
• rich people are not the bad guys
• men are not the bad guys
• racist, bigoted, homophobic, ignorant, selfish, and / or rude people are the bad guys

dear social justice bloggers

This is really one of my biggest pet peeves on this site. 

This screams “We’re not all like that” and dismisses the fact that being oppressed by people in those groups may have something to do with those negative traits. It’s also interesting that none of those are monoliths and should only be judged on an individual basis, but individuals oppressed by those groups are reduced to “social justice bloggers” by being upset about it, instead of considering their individual points.

banasmagiccastle:

spookyhouse:

okay name aside this one is really cute like fuckin